Ok guys, Valentine’s Day sucks balls. Not because I’m single or lonely, but because it’s a whole wad of shit covered in shit, making you buy someone you ‘care’ for a gift on this one day. What about the next day, huh? Maybe a month down the track? How about getting some balls and showing you care about that person ALL the time instead of just on one commercialised hyped up day. Do that and you’d have muchos respect. End rant. 

But you know what it’s salvation is? Heart candies!